Rabu, 28 September 2011

Cerita Narasi

MYSTERY BRAIN TEASER
DEATH BY TOMMY 
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        On the day of May 9th, Mr. Wang was down at the
police station being interrogated by Detective Terry. A local boy named
Tommy had been shot several times and was dead.
"Mr. Wang," asked Detective Terry, "what happened when you got to the
scene?"
"Well," replied Mr. Wang, "I was taking my dog walk through the park
when I found Tommy dead. He had been shot several times."
Detective Terry said, "If we need you again we will call you."
Next Betty Branch came in and was asked a few questions by Detective
Terry. "So what happened?" asked Detective Terry.
"Well, I was walking my dog around the park when I heard a single shot.
I was startled and went to go see what happened. When I arrived, I saw
Tommy dead and and Mr. Wang was there beside him. I ran and called the
police, thinking Mr. Wang had done it!" answered Betty.
Next were two men named George and Freddy. "So what's your story?" asked
Detective Terry.
"Well," replied George, "we were playing basketball when we heard some
gunshots. We decided to see what was going on. When we arrived, we saw
Mr. Wang at the scene along with Betty Branch. We couldn't believe it!
Then Betty left to go call the police."
Later Mr. Wang was brought in and was asked who else had been at the
crime scene. He said "Well, there was George, Friday, and Betty Branch."
Soon Betty was brought in and was questioned again by Detective Terry.
"So who do you think did it?"
"Mr. Wang," replied Betty, "because he was the only one there when I
arrived."
"Well," said Detective Terry, "this has been a tough case, but I believe
I know who did it, and that person will be taken down!"
  
Who killed Tommy?
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Solution
 
 
It was Mrs. Branch because she said only heard a single shot and Tommy
had been shot several times.
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The Bullsh**t Detective seems to be the UK's rip-off of the US's Penn &
Teller: Bullshit.
The Bullsh**t Detective was made last year whereas Penn & Teller's show is
several years old.
Last week, The Bullsh**t Detective did the bottled water scam getting people
to test nicely presented bottled water, tap water, and even water extracted
from urine.
This week, The Bullsh**t Detective did the old Feng Shui scam where they got
three (3) British Feng Shui experts to come and give recommendations on the
same room. As with Penn & Teller's version, the Brits contradicted each
other.
Also, on last night's The Bullsh**t Detective they brought in Ghost Hunter
type psychics who come in to a "haunted" building to "channel" the ghost.
LOL, the team found a building that has never been known to have been
haunted - an old chocolate factory. On the chocolate factory's website they
made up a story about a "previous owner" named "George Bull", an angry man
who lost both his legs when a couple of horses stampeded through his facory.
Two of the psychics said they could feel an angry man's presence who had
lost both legs. They were both able to give his name - George Bull. The
third pyschic was caught reading the inscription 'George Bull' on a fake
portrait set up in the factory before declaring the ghost's name. LOL.
All three were a bit embarrassed when they found out the George Bull story
was fiction and the factory had never been haunted. One admitted to reading
the fake website while the other insisted he must've been getting the name
from the tv host's mind. Yeah, right.
Another funny moment on last week's show was when people came in to be
healed by having crystals placed on their chest. The Bullsh**t Detective
dressed as a Crystal Healer but placed chocolates on the person's chest
rather than crystals. "Ooooh, I can feel the crystals working already", the
fool said.
'Onya
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